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  • Dec. 14th, 2009 at 11:53 PM
When I first discovered William Control/Wil/Aiden and I was still on nexopia (proof of how old it is). For some reason I have it saved. No idea why but it made me lol. I don't know why the color is all messed up when I paste in here. Meh. That face is priceless.



And then after finding that I went through all the other random stuff I saved to my computer and forgot about it am finding it all pretty hilarious. Like this resume for example:

here’s my fucking resume

OBJECTIVE

To bake the living shit out of shit.

QUALIFICATIONS:

Take all the bile and outrage in this resume. The food I make is as sweet as these words are bitter. The cupcakes I make are cuter than a puppy’s ass. A whole tray of puppy’s asses. I was genetically engineered by the US government in a covert project called BakerBot4000-R. I don’t know what the 4000-R stands for but it’s as impressive as is sounds. I crank out bread like that crazy ass Mormon family on TLC cranks out babies. One time my boss walked in on me at work and I was sleeping but guess what? He couldn’t say SHIT cause I was baking at the SAME TIME. Anyway I wasn’t really sleeping, I was meditating on the next AWESOME savory scone that could make you forget how to speak your first language. One time I took a tray of scones out of the oven that were so golden and perfect it was like staring at the face of God, and maybe God was involved because the oven wasn’t even PLUGGED IN. Are you one of those bosses who needs to sit on a stool in the kitchen and tell me about your love life til 3 am? I will solve that shit like Dear Abby and Dr. Drew and make you feel good about being such a dumbass. Are you tired of stupid ass stoner bakers who can’t bake without being “baked?” I eat those fools for breakfast. Are you yourself a pothead? Hey, I don’t judge. Would you rather not even know I exist, and just want the baked goods to magically appear without having to deal with anyone’s needy, personal bullshit? Wow, that would sure be refreshing. Don’t question my methods. Just stick a muffin in your mouth and shut up. Also I sweat 100% pure vanilla extract and I poop marzipan which really cuts back on costs.

Or how hardcore I miss the old falloutboyrock.com Q&A when Wentz spent all his spare time on the internet because nobody wanted to date him.

wut are petes and patricks fave things to do ????
asked by care bear on 2005-09-08 22:41:00

eachother.
answered by pete on 2005-09-09 11:44:00

hey pete tell patrick he is hot. and ask him whats with the glasses?
asked by dancrgrl1508 on 2005-08-04 07:58:00

1. okay 2. i think they help him see
answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 22:04:00

The most disturbing fan fiction I've ever witnessed featuring Davey Havok and Jade Puget. Lol ashley!

He wanted to go down inside Davey and find his soul. He wanted to melt into it and stay there for as long as they both lived. God, let me in, he prayed. Davey answered him with fervent kisses. After a time, lips numb, they rested, their foreheads touching, breathing in each other’s breath.
Pete Wentz on twitter telling me what I should like and me following like Nazi Germany.

most amazing shoes ever. the newest shit. i feel like these shoes are so cool they could do my taxes for me. they came from the future and know everything i love. its hard to keep topping their own shit- SUPRA.

Hilarious fan responses on Wentz's FOE journal.

Posted by Clandestine at 09/14/2008 12:56 AM
lost in the bathroom
on the wrong side of never. but i can get it back.

jfpro80: 09/14/2008 1:09 AM
hopefully not the poo side of the bathroom

Old MSN convos

Pogo -on a warm summer day you'll find me there relaxing in the shadows. tapping my toe under a tree down in kangarooster meadows says:
I have garlic flavoured condoms incase a I ever decide to get head from some broad, and she turns out to be a biter
Courtney Lynn - `I know its mad but if I go to hell, will you come with me or just leave says:
hahahhaha
Courtney Lynn - `I know its mad but if I go to hell, will you come with me or just leave says:
holy hell
Courtney Lynn - `I know its mad but if I go to hell, will you come with me or just leave says:
your junk would smell like pasta

Documenting convos with my family

dad: "when you go tanning first they start you in the small heater, then the medium heater and then you move right on up to the auschwitz heater."
me: "lololololol"
sister not laughing
dad: "what are you too young to get that one?"
sister: "do you mean jew ovens?"
me: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

LOL good times. And why not end with possibly my favorite Wil Francis quote of all time.

"I don't want to say I had a broken heart, because broken hearts are for assholes."

More 405

  • Dec. 12th, 2009 at 11:25 PM
Many of you have probably forgotten and I must admit I have been too busy to work much on this story lately but I had finished some more a while back that you guys should read if you get the chance. I am actually pretty proud of this work of fiction. I usually start something and am confident enough to share it but then half way through I decide its not good enough for anyone else to read. This one I'm still willing to show to the world. My only issue is finding the time to finish it. Oh well.

Anyways, as before I wil split it into the part I have already posted and the new part. Just in case you haven't read the first part or maybe forgot what was going on in it.


Previously Posted )

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New Part )

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So most people that know me know that I am in love with history and antiques. Especially Victorian age stuff. I seriously cannot walk past an antique store without going in. Anyways I picked up this awesome book at my school library which has a bunch of photos taken during Victorian times. It was around the time that the camera was first invented and it is a photography book showing different styles and elements incorporated into pictures back then which is really interesting. It also shows a lot about their lives. I found it really interesting and at a lot of parts, kind of spooky. Anyways I thought I would share some of my favorite photos.

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Die Mannequin

  • Dec. 8th, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Again, I have taken way too long to do this but I saw Die Mannequin not all that long ago and got some great pictures and videos of them. For those who don't know who they are, they are this great Canadian grunge band (who must be good because I don't generally like grunge punk AT ALL). Think Nirvana meets Courtney Love meets talent. Killer. Anyways enjoy.


More Videos )



More Pictures )Read more... )

Because I know you guys like free music!

  • Dec. 8th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
Hey everyone. I'm going to be starting to do some promo work for one of my favorite bands Electric Valentine. They have asked a bunch of us to go around and get as many people as we can to listen to their new album "Automatic". To promote the band they have posted the ENTIRE album (which is amazing might I add) for free. So GO GET IT. There is nothing stopping you, unless of course you don't like music which is fun, awesome, sexy and oh so danceable...
You don't hate fun...do you...?
Anyways. GO.

https://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_download&send_id=787391928&email=3942904c2ab16e68d41ef40f4bb8cee1

Selling Jewelry

  • Dec. 4th, 2009 at 5:45 PM
Hey! I have just put up a bunch of my old jewelry for sale up on Ebay. The items include eyebrow, navel, nose and lobe jewelry. Lobe jewelry ranges from 10g to 2g. If you are looking for some new cheap jewelry or a good gift for your pierced friends go check it out.

http://shop.ebay.ca/didithurt/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25

A little out of character...

  • Nov. 29th, 2009 at 11:13 PM
But sometimes lyrics describe it better than anything else.

No one's paved the road to paradise
Or guaranteed that it'd be nice
It's just a long road, hard road
Dragging our little red wagon
'Til were six feet under wondering
"What the fuck have I done?
Where did all my time go?"

At times in life you have to take a chance
And dance on broken glass
And see who lasts

Love has tortured, love has killed
But love has saved a million still
We're all we need, two lungs one heart
To face the troubles life does part
Don't waste a second breath
Your deal: take it, hold it, make it felt
One wasted life, one wasted youth
Wasted prospects, idols too
Your own demise
You're better off alone
No alibis. No compromise.

- Road to Paradise by Tat

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Fuck Love, Give Me Fire

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Life, life, life.

It just continues to happen. It doesn't stop. Catches me off guard sometimes. I expect everything to pause for me to catch up. Bah. So what's new in my world.

Shows, shows, shows.

This has been the most amazing year for concerts. Recently I saw Aiden again for like the fourth time this year and next year I'll be seeing them again in January but the REAL REAL BIG NEWS IS AFI. Holy crap anyone who knows me knows the magnitude of my love for AFI and I might even get to see them TWICE in January. Maybe maybe. Seriously though, I fucking idolize Davey Havok they have been my favorite band next to FOB for years and years. I'll probably have a mental breakdown at these shows like I did the last time I saw them. LMAO I was in tears the whole time. *blush*

I'm also seeing Die Mannequin on Tuesday which I'm pretty excited for seeing as I've never seen them live before. I love Care Failure. She's such a beautiful train wreck and she just thrashes it live. If you guys haven't heard of Die Mannequin, go look them up. They are like the Canadian, female fronted Nirvana. Ian D'sa (Billy Talent)and Raine Maida (Our Lady Peace) produces some of their music too.

Pain, Pain, Pain.

My shoulder is all fucked up from my car accident in July. I have to start going to physiotherapy since I can hardly move some days. Greeeaat. Because I have time for that/money to front while I wait for ICBC coverage to go through.

Music, music, music.

Could maybe possibly have an oppurtunity to work with Electric Valentine on some promo stuff. A little early to say. It's a bit of a long shot since I'm a country away but hopefully we can work something out. Fingers crossed. It would be kind of a big deal for me.

Love, love, love.

Ok this one is for the girls. How do you tell one of your best friends that she is being ridiculous and needs to let go of something? A friend of mine was recently dumped by her fiance who left her while he thought she might be pregnant to evidently sleep with other women but still sleeps with her and tells her he loves her. Doesn't seem too bad until you get to the part where if they aren't sleeping together he tells her not to text him, call him, comment on his facebook status. He changes all the locks in the house they shared together, he threatens to change his number on her all the time, his friends blantantly and publically talk shit about her and he doesn't do anything to stop it. He uses the idea of them getting back together maybe in the future and holds it over her to keep her sleeping with him. In my opinion this is ABUSE and I've told her this. I've told her he's a loser, he's worthless, etc etc. It is always the same reasoning "I still love him" "I can't help it". I've even told her that she is being weak and asking for the pain he's causing her. I know most would just say to stay out of it but I can't. I'm the person she's always come to for everything. We are very close friends and I would expect her to be there the same way I am for her. I can't just ignore what she's going through or tell her not to tell me about it anymore, but I really don't know what else to say about the situation. I kind of just wish he was dead or moved far away so she would be forced to leave him to live and die alone.

Fuck me, if love is that hard, no wonder I want no part of it. Fuck love.

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

Speaking of love, I can't wait until I go to Victoria this weekend. Yeah, that's for you Ashleymo bb. If you don't work the whole goddamn time. You fucking Mexican

Very Belated Aiden Devil's Night Show Stuff

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Due to midterms, being sick, being injured, work, globetrotting, going to shows, etc. I haven't been able to post this stuff but I have some pictures and videos from the Aiden show on Devil's Night. Enjoy.



More Aiden Pictures )



The last video is sideways because I'm an idiot. Don't worry about it. HAHA.

405 pt 2

  • Oct. 17th, 2009 at 12:19 AM

So some of you may have read the little drabble I wrote inspired by my apartment's elevator.  Some of you may not.  But I have expanded on it a little and kind of have an idea for a story for it.  I still don't know where it is going, I'm kind of just going with the flow and whatever inspires me at the moment.  But anyways I'll post what I have for it so far.

 

This is the part I had previously posted so you can skip it if you've read it unless you want to read again )

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This is the part I added to it (not really editted yet so please forgive any errors there might be) )

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