
And then after finding that I went through all the other random stuff I saved to my computer and forgot about it am finding it all pretty hilarious. Like this resume for example:
OBJECTIVE
To bake the living shit out of shit.
QUALIFICATIONS:
Take all the bile and outrage in this resume. The food I make is as sweet as these words are bitter. The cupcakes I make are cuter than a puppy’s ass. A whole tray of puppy’s asses. I was genetically engineered by the
wut are petes and patricks fave things to do ????
asked by care bear on 2005-09-08 22:41:00
eachother.
answered by pete on 2005-09-09 11:44:00
hey pete tell patrick he is hot. and ask him whats with the glasses?
asked by dancrgrl1508 on 2005-08-04 07:58:00
1. okay 2. i think they help him see
answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 22:04:00
Posted by Clandestine at 09/14/2008 12:56 AM
lost in the bathroom
on the wrong side of never. but i can get it back.
jfpro80: 09/14/2008 1:09 AM
hopefully not the poo side of the bathroom
I have garlic flavoured condoms incase a I ever decide to get head from some broad, and she turns out to be a biter
Courtney Lynn - `I know its mad but if I go to hell, will you come with me or just leave says:
hahahhaha
Courtney Lynn - `I know its mad but if I go to hell, will you come with me or just leave says:
holy hell
Courtney Lynn - `I know its mad but if I go to hell, will you come with me or just leave says:
your junk would smell like pasta
dad: "when you go tanning first they start you in the small heater, then the medium heater and then you move right on up to the auschwitz heater."
me: "lololololol"
sister not laughing
dad: "what are you too young to get that one?"
sister: "do you mean jew ovens?"
me: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
"I don't want to say I had a broken heart, because broken hearts are for assholes."
- How goes the battle?:
awake - The ringing in your ears:the night is alive - innerpartysystem
Anyways, as before I wil split it into the part I have already posted and the new part. Just in case you haven't read the first part or maybe forgot what was going on in it.
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listless
So most people that know me know that I am in love with history and antiques. Especially Victorian age stuff. I seriously cannot walk past an antique store without going in. Anyways I picked up this awesome book at my school library which has a bunch of photos taken during Victorian times. It was around the time that the camera was first invented and it is a photography book showing different styles and elements incorporated into pictures back then which is really interesting. It also shows a lot about their lives. I found it really interesting and at a lot of parts, kind of spooky. Anyways I thought I would share some of my favorite photos.
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full - The ringing in your ears:that's cunt - semi precious weapons
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- Where do you sleep?:Antarctica it feels like!
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drained - The ringing in your ears:Bad Medicine - Die Mannequin
You don't hate fun...do you...?
Anyways. GO.
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stressed
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hungry
No one's paved the road to paradise
Or guaranteed that it'd be nice
It's just a long road, hard road
Dragging our little red wagon
'Til were six feet under wondering
"What the fuck have I done?
Where did all my time go?"
At times in life you have to take a chance
And dance on broken glass
And see who lasts
Love has tortured, love has killed
But love has saved a million still
We're all we need, two lungs one heart
To face the troubles life does part
Don't waste a second breath
Your deal: take it, hold it, make it felt
One wasted life, one wasted youth
Wasted prospects, idols too
Your own demise
You're better off alone
No alibis. No compromise.
- Road to Paradise by Tat
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complacent
It just continues to happen. It doesn't stop. Catches me off guard sometimes. I expect everything to pause for me to catch up. Bah. So what's new in my world.
Shows, shows, shows.
This has been the most amazing year for concerts. Recently I saw Aiden again for like the fourth time this year and next year I'll be seeing them again in January but the REAL REAL BIG NEWS IS AFI. Holy crap anyone who knows me knows the magnitude of my love for AFI and I might even get to see them TWICE in January. Maybe maybe. Seriously though, I fucking idolize Davey Havok they have been my favorite band next to FOB for years and years. I'll probably have a mental breakdown at these shows like I did the last time I saw them. LMAO I was in tears the whole time. *blush*
I'm also seeing Die Mannequin on Tuesday which I'm pretty excited for seeing as I've never seen them live before. I love Care Failure. She's such a beautiful train wreck and she just thrashes it live. If you guys haven't heard of Die Mannequin, go look them up. They are like the Canadian, female fronted Nirvana. Ian D'sa (Billy Talent)and Raine Maida (Our Lady Peace) produces some of their music too.
Pain, Pain, Pain.
My shoulder is all fucked up from my car accident in July. I have to start going to physiotherapy since I can hardly move some days. Greeeaat. Because I have time for that/money to front while I wait for ICBC coverage to go through.
Music, music, music.
Could maybe possibly have an oppurtunity to work with Electric Valentine on some promo stuff. A little early to say. It's a bit of a long shot since I'm a country away but hopefully we can work something out. Fingers crossed. It would be kind of a big deal for me.
Love, love, love.
Ok this one is for the girls. How do you tell one of your best friends that she is being ridiculous and needs to let go of something? A friend of mine was recently dumped by her fiance who left her while he thought she might be pregnant to evidently sleep with other women but still sleeps with her and tells her he loves her. Doesn't seem too bad until you get to the part where if they aren't sleeping together he tells her not to text him, call him, comment on his facebook status. He changes all the locks in the house they shared together, he threatens to change his number on her all the time, his friends blantantly and publically talk shit about her and he doesn't do anything to stop it. He uses the idea of them getting back together maybe in the future and holds it over her to keep her sleeping with him. In my opinion this is ABUSE and I've told her this. I've told her he's a loser, he's worthless, etc etc. It is always the same reasoning "I still love him" "I can't help it". I've even told her that she is being weak and asking for the pain he's causing her. I know most would just say to stay out of it but I can't. I'm the person she's always come to for everything. We are very close friends and I would expect her to be there the same way I am for her. I can't just ignore what she's going through or tell her not to tell me about it anymore, but I really don't know what else to say about the situation. I kind of just wish he was dead or moved far away so she would be forced to leave him to live and die alone.
Fuck me, if love is that hard, no wonder I want no part of it. Fuck love.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaking of love, I can't wait until I go to Victoria this weekend. Yeah, that's for you Ashleymo bb. If you don't work the whole goddamn time. You fucking Mexican
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uncomfortable - The ringing in your ears:Do What You Want - Bad Religion

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The last video is sideways because I'm an idiot. Don't worry about it. HAHA.
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sore - The ringing in your ears:Heart Surgery Isn't That Bad - Jeffree Star f/ Lauren Baird
So some of you may have read the little drabble I wrote inspired by my apartment's elevator. Some of you may not. But I have expanded on it a little and kind of have an idea for a story for it. I still don't know where it is going, I'm kind of just going with the flow and whatever inspires me at the moment. But anyways I'll post what I have for it so far.
( This is the part I had previously posted so you can skip it if you've read it unless you want to read again )
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tired
